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Jon Finkel - The Facts!

Me he encontrado con un post bastante divertido acerca de Jon Finkel (ganador del último PT y miembro del PT Hall of Fame). Os dejo con algunos "facts" que aparecen en el post y luego os dejo con el link.
  • Jon Finkel never gets mana-screwed. Mana is afraid to screw with Jon Finkel.
  • There are three leading causes of game loss: zero life, zero cards in library, and Jon Finkel.
  • Jon Finkel doesn't need counterspells. All the creatures his opponents summon are afraid to come into play.
  • Jon Finkel removes creatures and reanimates them to attack and kill more creatures. This is the cycle of life.
  • There is no evolution. Just creatures which Jon Finkel hasn't removed yet.
  • The removed from game zone exists because many cards are afraid to be in the same game as Jon Finkel.
  • There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jon Finkel's left hand and Jon Finkel's right hand.
  • When bad things happen to bad players, it's because they suck at the game. When bad things happen to good players, it's because they're playing against Jon Finkel.
  • Jon Finkel plays and wins Two-Headed Giant—by himself.
  • Jon Finkel thinks the word mercy just means a turn-one kill, rather than winning when he sits down at the table.
Podéis leer la totalidad de los Jon Finkel Facts en el post de MTG Salvation AQUÍ.

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